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mercedez BIOGRAPHY

Mercedez has finally decided to quit procrastinating and finally write herself a Bio at 12:22 am on a Saturday night:]]. Well i guess the first thing I should say is I never talk about myself in the third person and it came out sounding kind of creepy just now. So i think for now I should refrain from doing so.

Well there's not much to say about me... actually that's a little too modest even for me. (there's a ton!) I don't really care much for my name. It's too unusual. Plus, I cant go for more than about a month without someone cracking a lame car joke. Funny, considering the fact that I am the queen of lame and perverted jokes :]. I would rather be named Erica or Tiffany. Something just seems so polished about those names. Another joke, considering the fact that I am in no way shape or form polished. In fact, I am one of the messiest people you will ever meet. I abandoned the locker system at school after about three weeks because there was no way I would make it from there to class in time, plus it was becoming so dirty I'm pretty sure I came the closest anyone ever has to creating mutant life forms. I also just recently began to admire the floor of my room after finally getting bored enough to clean it.

I can't swim I can't dance and I don't know karate. Come to think of it I can't tie shoes, appropriately use punctuation, spell, or apply nail polish. Yikes, looks like I've got a lot of growing up to do. Oh well, there's plenty of time for that. Just look at old lather. If you have time check that song out. It may be one of the greater songs of our time, by one of the greatest bands, Jefferson airplane. Aw there we go, that's what i like to talk about. music. yes I am obsessed. no, not myspace "music is my life obsessed." Heck, I am really head over heels obsessed. I love today's rock music scene including metal classic rock and yes, emo, screamo, and hardcore. It gets no better than hardcore dancing when you think nobody's watching. =]. However nothing comes even close to my love for psychedelic music. Yes, as in 60's LSD inspired music. Among my favorites are Jefferson Airplane, The Beatles, The Jimi Hendrix experience, Grateful dead, The doors and countless other obsession worthy bands from the time. I wish the sixties would come back.

I'm a neo hippie: Yes I'm completely against war, Yes, I want peace, and yes I have a crazy love for vintage clothes, and mmhmm you guessed it I love flowers and doing nothing.

Well if your still reading at this point I probably sound pretty darn narcissistic... how much do you want to bet I didn't spell that right? So I think I'm going to stop writing. I guess I shouldn't have written this bio, once you get me started i'll never shut up :]. Good day

PS: Did I mention I'm a myspace addict?

PPS: Nope, I didn't mention it but i did warn you I'll never stop typing >:]

PPPS: okay, its not funny anymore this is the last one... I curse like a sailor.

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