I am Lucy. I live in North Beach, San Francisco, California, in The United States of America. I don't do much that is interesting. I often rollerskate around Fisherman's wharf late at night, and random tourists feel licensed to comment on my rollerskating. I have a brother who used to write for this site, but he's too old now. His name is Dexter, actually it's Evan, but you can call him Devon too, or Herman or douche or brother, or whatever you feel like calling him as long as you yell it towards his good ear. Unfortunately I haven't been able to figure out which one is the good ear and I'm starting to think that he doesn't have a hearing problem at all but is just really spaced out.

I often frolick around the city walking or using the bus system and I see lots of interesting people and have interesting experiences without a car. I also eat lots of interesting food around the city because I love to eat. So that's a short statement about who I am, although I hope that you won't judge me by it and I'd prefer you'd judge me by other writing on this site if you must judge me at all.