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About lindsay

lindsay

Hey ALL—newcomers, interested individuals, and first-time BAM-ers. I’d like to thank you for reading this very intriguing biography. Hahaha…righhhhht, now that was a good one. *chuckle* I have no clue as to why you would be reading mine, but so be it. Welcome! My name is…wait, does it really matter who I am? I mean come on. I’m sure there are plenty of other people you’d like to read about, or tons of additional time-consuming, worthwhile activities. Honestly am I really all that important? Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking…okay well maybe I don’t, but please excuse my ranting. Now I’m going to get serious and try my best to write the most spectacular, life-changing (not really) bio without sounding like a conceited witch or a babbling airhead. Oh dear, I hope I’m not already boring you. Well I’m going to do my best to prevent chaos in your brain.

Well if you really must know, I’m Lindsay; And you are? Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Heck! Who am I kidding? I’m just a normal gal, (no one really in particular) living in the city, (San Francisco) and making the best out of life. I’m not that sensational or enchanting…although I must admit I do sorta rock! And I am totally awesome, though you may beg to differ ;] Haha there I go again. And now I shall bombard you with every little random, wacky, or quirky detail, that has some importance or significance in any way to figuring out this puzzle, that I like to call “my life”.

BASICS- Name: Lindsay A. Sporleder; Born: December 27, 1993 in San Francisco, CA; 14 going on 15, and living a complex life with a twisted past and unknown future. I’m Filipino, Scottish, and a few other interesting nationalities. woohoo (:

FACTS- One thing you should know right off the bat is that I absolutively ADORE the Jonas Brothers. Eh call me lame, but I’ll tell you otherwise. I really like to sing, but I haven’t told many people…I’m not even sure if I’m any good hah! && Acting/Theatre is my life!

I’m completely mesmerized by everything. I ask a lot of questions. I’m fun-loving, dig get-togethers, and have a sarcastic side. Mwhahaha! I’m goofy, talkative, and definitely “out there”. I love to have a good time. I’m fascinated by almost everything! I like to make up weird words including: fantastalistically RAD, smarticlicious, and dumbotanitus. I use dorky catch phrases and cheesy pick up lines. I love to eat! Huge sweet-tooth and many weaknesses, but oh well. I’m learning French. I enjoy English. I hate onions and spiders BLEH!!! >.< I think mythology & fantasy ROCKS! I want to learn how to surf. I want to travel all over the world someday, somehow. I like comedy, shopping, reading, swimming, and sooo much more.

But in truth there is no real way for you to know and understand me until you’ve actually met me…sooo I look forward to people contacting me and getting to do just that.


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