About kevin

Kevin is the sort of person who is never sure if he should write this kind of thing in first or second person. Other than that, he’s a pretty ordinary fellow, who likes all sorts of ordinary things, like barbecues and apple pie. He got lost in the mall once, when he was around 5 years old, and wasn’t found for eight hours because he was hiding behind the giant cardboard enchilada. That was probably the most exciting and defining event of his life. It’s all downhill from there, my friend!