Hey everybody, it’s that epileptic party girl that’s got more fake teeth than your grandma sucks eggs! No seriously, I’m Katia and I’m a very cultured and hip young lady. I enjoy long walks on the beach and romantic conversations by the fire. Every now and then I like to get in touch with my intellectual side and curl up with a Seventeen magazine. Other than that I spend the rest of my time listening to NSYNC and writing them fan mail. I try to write at least three letters a day. (Boys, if you’re out there, IT’S ME, call me, I can make my hair look like cousin It from the Addams Family.)
Also, I’m Russian, and since everything is upside down where I come from, my parents used to bind my head instead of my feet, so I guess that explains a lot. That’s my rap, take it to the streets.
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