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Dear Pepsi
by liz. Friday, June 1st, 2001Dear Pepsi-Cola Company, It has come to my attention, through
Lowell, You Stink
by liz. Sunday, November 5th, 2000Every weekday morning when I wake up, I feel like
Dear People
by liz. Tuesday, September 26th, 2000Dear People who read the insane babble I write, Once
The Facts on Modern Day Urination
by liz. Monday, September 18th, 2000This incredibly neurotic urge to constantly go to the bathroom
Observations on Variations of Human Communication
by liz. Saturday, July 22nd, 2000The following is a rendition completely and utterly based upon
The Babble of Boobs
by liz. Saturday, July 22nd, 2000You want to hear the greatest and weirdest word? Okay,
Satanic Teacher-Lady Gets Hers
by liz. Saturday, June 10th, 2000"What are you writing?" the teacher inquired from across the
