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You want to hear the greatest and weirdest word? Okay, here goes. BOOB.
Isn't it great? Say it with me now. BOOB. Don't you ever wonder how a part of
the female anatomy was given the name BOOB? Maybe some girl in Kentucky or
something was trying to name her left tit Bob and she accidentally called it
Boob. The name spread and soon it was the latest craze to call your tits
boobs. The term was thrown everywhere and became a part of American culture.
Boob, boob, boob. Everyone saying boob. You know, boob is spelled the same
forwards and backwards. Like the word toot. Toot is also spelled the same
forwards and backwards. Toot. Boob.
Oh I know! Check it out. Maybe some chick in Idaho, state of potatoes
you know, was trying to booby pin her shirt together. Obviously not very
smart. She would have probably been blond or something. Anywho, so here is
this idiotic bleach-blond piece of All American white ass trying to pin her
stupid bargain bin, placid white, too small to even keep her triple D yaboos
from popping out, and you know the bitch wasn't wearing a bra, shirt
together. Dumb hoe stabs herself in the tits. Word gets out and the term boob
is born. Wait a minute. Is it BOOBY pins or BOBBY pins? Oh, well. HEY! Sorry,
bear with me a moment. I've got another scenario. Say this stupid, pig headed
guy in Wyoming...whoops. Too general. I forgot all guys are stupid and pig
headed. I could be talking about ANYONE. Okay, say this stupid, pig headed,
brown haired, blue-eyed boy in Wyoming-that should narrow it down a bit-is
taking his daily nap on his girlfriends breasts and starts dreaming that he's
eating this big, juicy T-bone steak and suddenly his mouth opens and clamps
down like all hell on her…speaking of boy, what the hell is up with
guys and seeing boob? I guess it's like seeing Jesus or something.
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