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Big Joe’s Polka


by DEXTER. Wednesday, June 30, 2004

 

 
   

Squeeze pull-pull Squeeze pull-pull Squeeze pull-pull Squeeze. Jodie’s petite fingers danced over the pearly keys like Mexican jumping beans with impeccable timing. Oom pah-pah Oom pah-pah Oom pah-pah Oom. White fingernail polish deftly maneuvered over shiny black buttons as the bowels of the accordion moved in and out, a life-support pump gone mad with the undulating rhythmic melody that was the Polka, the proud anthem that represented the artistic achievement of a generation. Di da-da Di da-da Di da-da Di went the horns, their valves driving in and out with the mechanical precision of a brand new Model T, fresh off the showroom floor, the accordion crankshaft ensuring perfect synchronicity. Boom cha-cha boom cha-cha boom cha-cha Boom the vibrating drums resounded, spelling out in pattern what words could never say.

           Their song was clockwork, pure mechanized harmony.

Big Joe sat in his plush purple folding chair, presiding over the dance like a shepherd over his flock; his anfractuous, gamboling flock. Sheep didn’t have rhythm like these people. Not by a long shot.

These were the people born into the arms of the Great Depression. These were the people who rebuilt the country from a grungy postwar slum into a beautiful sanitized oasis of convenience and luxury that preceding generations could not imagine and proceeding generations could not sustain. These were the cream of their age-bracket, those who had maintained their health; the ones who never drank, never smoked, and certainly never touched the dope for fear of what the good Lord might think. They worked overtime as civil servants, volunteered at the Red Cross on Saturdays instead of going to parties, ran the Sunday schools, the Rotary clubs, led Boy Scout troops, organized picnic groups, ice cream socials, sock hops, relief funds, county fairs. These were the ones who had paid their dues on time, every time, plus a few dollars. These were the ones who had worked tirelessly for their communities, yet aged gracefully enough that they could still do the Polka well into their eighties. Big Joe leaned back, sinking deeper into the checkered cushioning that covered the seat of his portable customato thrown. These were good people, God’s people, and Big Joe was honored to preside over their dance.

Thud shuffle-shuffle Thud shuffle-shuffle Thud shuffle-shuffle Thud went twelve feet over the glossy floor of the linoleum dancehall. This was their time: 2012. The road outside was filled with their progeny, their daughters and sons, speeding by in their garish German luxury autos, flashing the midlife crisis decadence that their parents inside the dancehall had facilitated. Ungrateful children they were, stuffing the people who had built such a solid foundation for them into crumbling homes for the elderly while they rushed from party to party, leading extravagant lifestyles that allotted no time for their aging parents. They would never understand the understated luxury of the Cutlass, nor the benevolent elegance of the Lincoln Towncar. They would never understand what it truly meant to have class.

But that didn’t matter now. These beautiful people had labored long and hard to retire in style, had abstained from excess for over seventy years so that they could enjoy being old, and now, as they sauntered to the music, none of that seemed important. All that mattered now was the Polka. From his pulpit atop the stage, Big Joe watched the three couples as they skittered across the glistening dance floor and smiled.

 
 
 
   
   

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