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We have decided to share this one collection of words and image explaining all of the problems and unsolved questions in the universe and beyond. It involves cats, and writers block. No quantum physics education. No silly statistics seminars. No advanced levels of position, persuasion and observation in government nor industry. No army of lawyers, but perhaps an army of lobbyists. No wind-swept arrival at a castle that’s not in Spain, but has a groovy name, and took half a day’s travel by dragonfly. No mountainous cache of decrepit nuclear weapons. No unresolved animosity among unreasonably rival countries. No secret dungeon of knowledge. No admittance into a secret society, powerful, international, or otherwise. No raid on Santa and Sleigh, or ransom on Mrs. Claus, either. No 42. No magic lamp, you’re actually not supposed to know that, subject sensitive to national security. No aliens, they don’t exist! No fountain of youth, although that would solve other problems. No furious, fiery spark of Eureka! No ludicrously long introduction to a humble picture. No exiled physicist, extreme in her ways, decisive in her judgment, and rock solid in her Theory of Everything. No tin foil hat. Just cat, and http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Indeed, writer cat, you do not suffer alone.