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I had heard this movie was bad from a whole bunch of people, so the only reason I went to see it was because of Nicholas Cage. (He’s so fine.) I can honestly say that now, a day later, I can hardly remember what the movie was about. For the first ten minutes, I paid attention-after that I started concentrating on my popcorn. This says a lot as the movie is supposed to be a thriller! The plot was your typical big bad government conspiracy theory and you could see the ending coming from a mile away. If you write to BAMboozled!* and tell me what the point of the movie was, I’ll give you five bucks.

Editor’s note: This is from the archives, and may no longer be the case.